we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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