I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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