We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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