Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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