Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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