On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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