Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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