i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Randomize
