So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm passing your future prison.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
How does one acquire holy water?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
