Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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