weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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