He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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