your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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