She's JV to your varsity
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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