If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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