didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
