Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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