listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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