Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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