Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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