Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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