Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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