im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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