he told me I talked like a deaf person
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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