Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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