Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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