she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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