If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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