Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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