there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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