Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I believe in your delicious
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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