Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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