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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Cause it just destroys penises

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd

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  lock that shit down

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• (409): View more from Texas

  white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I was tackling you out of excitement

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  Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.

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• (585): View more from New York

  You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.

  (1-903): View more from Texas

  Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."

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  Did you win?

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• (408): View more from California

  Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today

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• (631): View more from New York

  My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor

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  That must have been one awkward situation haha

  (631): View more from New York

  Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me

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• (631): View more from New York

  he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...

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