I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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