its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
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you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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