bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
