Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Who died my cat blue again?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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