I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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