My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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