I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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