why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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