Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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