Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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