Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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