You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Randomize
