If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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