there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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