So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
honey bunches of taint.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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