I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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