I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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