I'm really into asian looking animals
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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