Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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