Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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