But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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